How do I get reborn as a human?

“I will tell you that rebirth as a human is the number 2 preferred outcome of our frequent flyers program. There’s some perks that make it pretty desirable but the main perk is that it is the only place where you can beat the game, achieve the number 1 outcome and liberate yourself from the frequent flyer program (or time-share if you wish to elevate the suffering component). It all has to do with the varying degrees of attachments and tethers. So, less than dogs and hungry ghosts lead to human rebirth and there probably is a scale even within that on the fortunate-ness of said rebirth. This is where Eastern Philosophy’s “Karma” comes in.” - dude.